The big news in boxing media last week was that ProBoxTV had purchased Boxingscene. Well, whoopty fucking do. When can we just admit that the boxing media is a mess of nothingness? When can we admit that so much boxing media is simply not needed, that there’s not enough going on to justify so much coverage? We simply don’t need eighteen articles published about the same … [Read more...]
You’re a bitch if you disrespect Errol Spence Jr.
How's that for a blunt force headline? I warned people that the re-born Boxing Tribune was not aiming to be your derpy dad's fake-professional CONTENT farm. Anyway, I said what I said and the headline to this article says it all. If you were one of those people jumping on Errol Spence post-Terence Crawford loss, kicking him when he was down, and then following his … [Read more...]
Deus Ex Machina: AI Boxing Writer Offers Help to Sucky Human Boxing Writers
On Monday, Futurism.com broke the story that Sports Illustrated had published articles by fake, AI-generated writers. The world was universally aghast. The decision to use artificial intelligence for content creation is repugnant to pretty much anyone who reads, writes, and cares about what they read and write-- especially when it comes to a publication like Sports … [Read more...]
The Truth About “Boo Boo” Andrade
Demetrius “Boo Boo” Andrade was crushed over the weekend by a prime, steamrolling-everyone David Benavidez. He caved after taking Benavidez’s first big shot, seconds after “The Mexican Monster” made his first adjustment to Andrade’s off-putting style late in the fourth round. He never recovered from the first knockdown. He was never allowed to recover. Six minutes after the … [Read more...]
Goodnight World: A Shakur Stevenson Bedtime Story
Little Paulie was restless, could not fall asleep,And then saw the glimmer from Daddy's TV. Sheepishly rapping on the half-open door,He could see Pops staring blankly as Tim Bradley bored. "Daddy, I can't sleep," Paulie said quite weary,Staring at daddy's eyes, glossed over with dreary. Paulie's father shook his head to regain his awareness,Then looked at his youngest, … [Read more...]