It's not that I don't appreciate the 42 people who read my articles here (literally) or the 3 cents of revenue generated per article (literally!), but unless I want to feed my family one bean each for dinner with a swiped ketchup packet for dessert, I can't afford to keep this up. … [Read more...]
Fury-Ngannou Brings Out UFC/MMA Small Dick Energy
Are they gone now? It was bad enough that the October 28 Tyson Fury-Francis Ngannou debacle was the perfect storm of a shit-stain boxing event showcasing a jaded, out of shape heavyweight champion going the distance with a boxing novice, covered by the very worst of boxing media (at its very worst), for the purpose of sportswashing a murderous, human rights-abusing Saudi … [Read more...]
Legendary Nights: The Tale of Montero vs. Fat Guy
The measure of a man is not what he aggressively erases from YouTube, message boards, and social media. Instead, it's found in the courage he displays in pushing forward blindly, lacking in self-awareness and beefed up with inflated self-worth. Former Ring Magazine contributor and International Boxing Hall of Fame elector Michael Montero is many things. He's a self-described … [Read more...]
Terence Crawford vs. Terence Crawford
The title of this article was meant to be figurative. Like, Terence Crawford is on top, with a chip still on his shoulder, raging a battle that is now more internal than external. But from seeing Crawford's words and actions over the last couple weeks, you may have to take the Bud vs. Bud stuff literally, because the unified welterweight champ is defiantly staking his claim … [Read more...]
The Lightweight Title Shuffle
Undisputed lightweight champion Devin Haney wasn’t going to be long for the division, and the news that Haney will move up to junior welterweight to challenge WBC champ Regis Prograis confirmed it. Haney wasn’t looking like he could safely make the 135 pound limit anymore. Furthermore, draining himself to face Shakur Stevenson or a rematch with Vasily Lomachenko wouldn’t be … [Read more...]