by Ted Sares
Vitali retires and governs
Wlad dominates
Pulev lurks
Stiverne heals
Wilder waits
Joshua rises
Fury sings
Solis eats
Thompson breaks hips
Chisora behaves
Lomachenko astounds; Zou Shiming does not
Mayweather and Froch count cash
Manny wins tax reprieve
Algieri imitates Rocky
Broner induces bile
Matthysse and Maidana mug
Thurman thumps
Molina, Yaegashi, and Viloria, excite
Khan holds
Rigo is fearsome; Santa Cruz is fearless
JMM whines
GGG and Cotto assess
Rubio prays
Lara runs; Canelo chases
Mandingo, Kessler. Pirog, Ward, and Pascal are missing
Hopkins’ blade runs on Saturn’s rings
Kovalev Krushes
Stevenson watches
Linares is coming back
So are Stevens, N’Jikam, Lamont, Briggs, DeMarco, Trout, Devon, and Juan Diaz
Gamboa regroups
So do Bradley, Groves, Russell, and Ruslan
Berto and Cloud are trying to come back
Donaire and Tapia are in-between
Spadafora. Rosado, Andy Lee, and Chop-Chop hang tough
Angulo barks
Porter, Ioka, and Hirales disappoint
Dawson slips
So do Soto Karass, Agbeko, Shumenov, Mike Jones, Lebedev, Alvarado, Bute, Grady, Mtagwa, Arreola, Tarver, and Collazo
Vic dims out
So do Alan Green, Chris John. Mundine, Juanma, Ponce De Leon, Mia, Lacey, Pauley, and Zab
Rocking Robin Deakin is ______________
Bheki Moyo is _______________
Jermain, Katsidis, Echols, the Czar, Mr. Hollywood, and Danny Williams endanger and risk.
Holly Holm crosses over
Cecilia Braekhus wins
So do Jessica Chavez, Willie Monroe, Big Daddy, Bopp, Crawford, Cesar Rene Cuenca, Mikey Garcia. Danny Garcia. Uchiyama, Roman Gonzalez, Jhonny Gonzalez, Kid Blast, Kid Galahad, Kid Chocolate, Carl Frampton, Gradovitch, Navarez, Ruenroeng, Menayothin, Figueroa, Korobov, Solomon, Andy Ruiz, Vasquez, Salido, Budler, Menayothin, Koki Kameda, and Tomoki Kamedai
Bika fights dirty;’Dirrell doesn’t
Chavez gouges and laces; Rios butts and elbows.
Postol goes postal
Naoya Inque shocks
Brook, Soliman, Campillo and Da Bomb also shock
Danny Jacobs shines
The Dong debuts
Angel Garcia and Sam Watson annoy; the Watson Twins annoy more
Victor Ortiz makes himself Expendable
Haymon deals
King connives
Arum ages
De La Hoya smiles—strangely
Schaefer job hunts
Rafael insults
Hauser accuses
Max pontificates
Paulie makes sense
Brooklyn rules
Tyson enjoys
Teddy rants, Rants, RANTS
Ted Sares is a private investor who enjoys writing about boxing. He also is a member of the Ring 4 International Boxing Hall of Fame and a member of Ring 10. A member of both the RAW and the Elite Powerlifting Federations, Ted is one of the oldest active competitors in the world and holds several state records.
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