by Madcow Manny Pacquiao and I have one big thing in common-- and it's not our ongoing love of sex with young Filipino women. No, the boxing deity and I share a love of damaged goods. Manny loves fighting damaged fighters and I prowl dive bars looking for damaged ladies for an easy romp in my bovine headquarters. After he does away with The Tijuana Burrito Fart, … [Read more...]
How Manny Broke Boxing
by MadcowI warned you.Don't tell me that I didn't warn you about enabling the pint sized Filipino Frankenstein, Manny Pacquiao.It was sweet, the way he moved up in weight from 130 to 135 to 140 and 147, blowing opponents away and getting more positive press than Mother Teresa.Forget the fact that his rise was carefully choreographed, eschewing the best in each division and, … [Read more...]
Nothing Heroic About Chicken Cotto
by MadcowSometimes I sit back in my fortified bunker and just go from website to website, reading all the absolute crap that somehow finds a home onto the vast, barren information super highway called the internet. Sometimes I'm amused...sometimes downright red-assed.The latest garbage involves Miguel Cotto and his performance against Manny Pacquiao this past Saturday. I've … [Read more...]
Boxing Fans are Morons and The Fighters Can’t Fight
by MadcowBoxing Tribune Editor in Jefe ,Paul's, been bugging me for a column ever since someone had the bright idea to send him a Magic Jack long distance phone thingy. Now I get odd calls at odd hours with odd requests for stories. Today I decided to crank something out because I had a moment of clarity this past Sunday.I was checking out the BTBC's new board and ran across an … [Read more...]
Madcow’s Standing 8 Count (6/29/09)
by MadcowAside from actually being written, this week's column will be a little different.Last week, as you all know, Michael Jackson died. I have had a special relationship throughout my life with Jackson. No, I never got to visit Neverland ranch as a child and I was never able to share a can of Jesus Juice with the "one-gloved-one."My connection with Jackson isn't even about … [Read more...]