by MadcowEnough with the silliness, ok? Everyone knows that most Manny Pacquiao fans wouldn't know a heavy bag from a douche bag, so I cut them some slack for a few weeks, but as the Pinoy Illusionist starts to wind up the hype machine for another bogus fight with yet another shell-shocked and boiled-down name fighter, I have no choice but to step in and bring some much-needed … [Read more...]
Madcow’s Standing 8 Count (6/8/09)
by MadcowHere I am, your favorite bovine boxing columnist, rockin' you like a mother frickin' hurricane, with several axes to grind and a massive inferiority complex (not to mention a substance abuse problem, a weight problem, several dozen outstanding parking tickets and a sexual addiction that makes David Carradine look like Fred Rogers)!Sorry for last week's lack of a … [Read more...]
Madcow’s Standing 8 Count (5/24/09)
by MadcowWelcome to a very special edition of The Standing 8 Count. Ok, not really. Actually, this is another slow news week.So, seeing that there'll be nothing worth talking about until next week when Alfredo Angulo makes Kermit Cintron weep like a little school girl, I thought I'd share another personal list with my dozens upon dozens of loyal Mad Bovines.Last week, I wrote … [Read more...]
Madcow’s Standing 8 Count (5/17/09)
by MadcowHello Everyone! It’s another edition of Madcow’s Standing 8 Count featuring James Kirkland’s least favorite shooting buddy, Me! I wonder way Kirkland hasn't been on the range lately?To say that this week has been a slow news week is like saying that your beloved Madcow likes his Jack and Water cold and strong…Duh! Other than Andre Ward finally acting like a real … [Read more...]
Madcow’s Standing 8 Count (5/10/09)
by Madcow Welcome to another week's worth of Boxing slaps and tickles with your favorite overweight booze hound-wh*re monger. In case you don't know who I am, my name is Madcow- I'm an independently wealthy Boxing expert and, quite often, the smartest guy in the room. Chad Dawson beat Antonio Tarver, again, in an almost identical fight as their first one. Nothing was … [Read more...]